Gold Digger Ringtones

Verse one: erick sermon Oh what the heck, let's get married and have a son named erick No big deal, no sweat Hmmm, I was in for a big surprise And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes Brainlocked, my whole damn head was malfunctional Cause I forgot to co-sign a prenuptial, agreement Now her case is hard like cement I have no files on all the money she spent She has a car, nineteen ninety brand new jaguar Fly kit, with chrome rims that's five star That she bought, when I was away on tour Hittin' my bank account, gettin more and more money She got paid, it wasn't funny Talkin to myself - oh you big big dummy Just my luck, that I'm stuck with a marriage And a baby, who lays in a gold carriage Now I can't leave, if I do she gets half (not the cash) Oh yes, the whole damn bash of money So I chill, and act so sweet Kiss her feet, can't picture bein in the street So I give a fake smile, and a fake laugh Fake everything so I can keep all my cash Fake talk, like I love you so much But wishin, she gets hit by a mack truck Next time, if there's one I'll know That most women strictly out for the dough They're called gold diggers Cause she's a gold digger (3x) Verse two: parrish smith The p had a close call, quiet as kept I dated this Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl Yeah, and almost got vicked She had green eyes, thunder thighs, and a def body (so what cha sayin) Top it off, she drove a black maserati Chrome kit, with a smile I couldn't resist I tapped e on the shoulder and said, yeah I gots to get this (P cool, she could be a gold digger) Not with that smile and that stupid boomin figure Til one day, she spent the crazy dough Ten g's on levi's, cold went rambo But then she smiled, gave me a back massage Gassed my head up, and said (oh p you're so large) Like a jerk, I went for the line like a fish But she was far from dream girl, and more like a death wish She likes to sit back, lamp, walk on plush rugs Whip my five-sixty sip moet and bug (so did you flip?) Tried to but she cut me off And said, guess what? (what) I'm pregnant (pregnant? damn) Yeah and the child is yours So to fellas, who wanna keep they cash Or beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glows Cause she's a gold digger Cause she's a gold digger (3x) Verse three: erick sermon, parrish smith [E] that's why, men in the 90's must watch themselves [P] cause ladies of the 80's got hip and went for self With the new divorce laws, which entitles them half [E] that means the house goes [P] the car [E] you and half your cash [P] what a price to pay, but if you play you pay Cause women of the world they got smart today They flash a smile and profile [E] a pucker with a strut [P] try to move in [E] knock the boots [P] and got stuck, with alimony payments [E] time to meet judge wapner [P] you try to flip and cut, but she smiles 'cause she gotcha You get a flashback to wedding, when you vowed the vow Said the two deadly words [E] I do [P] but look now, you lost the house [E] the car [P] eatin tv dinners in a one bedroom apartment [E] boy you picked a winner [P] but what goes around, comes around [E] that's why she wheels the benz [P] and you ride greyhound Oh, just your luck, they on strike Take off the wedding band, put out the thumb, time to hitch-hike And the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger (Now you know) Not to mess with a gold digger Cause she's a gold digger (repeat 3x) [P] yeah epmd's in effect, dj scratch runs flex boy Hit squad in effect in the house [E] large! Yeah, she get half

Gold digger Digging for dat gold I'm the master of the ingot Dat's what I been told Got a room full of nuggets And a little pet pig Golden ore by the buckets But still I'm gonna dig Gold digger Gold digger My inverntories full of that shiny golden stuff But I'm diggin yet again Cuz I just can't get enough Golden apples Golden boots The golden sword I swing Golden helmet Golden hoe Golden everything If I'm threatened by a zombie And he tries to take my ore I'll kill him with my shovel A golden one of course I'm kinda like obsesed with that yellow stuff you see I want it here I want it now I want it all with me I'm digging in the caves And I'm digging all around If there's a golden block Down there then It will soon be found I'll take it to my mansion My fortress to behold You guessed it right You win the prize Of course it's made of gold Gold digger Digging for dat gold I'm the master of the ingot Dat's what I been told Got a room full of nuggets And a little pet pig Golden ore by the buckets But still I'm gonna dig Gold digger Gold digger So I'm on my way to dig again and suddenly I see A zombie pig man up ahead Just behind that tree He's probaly got a nugget And few more other items It's gonna be an easy score I guess I'll have to fight 'em They say a girls best friend Is diamonds And I suppose that's true But all the people saying that They just don't have a clue Golden ore is vauable For enchantment that's the key! The secret lies beyond the eyes in enchantablility Butter is the stuff I like I need a large supply I love the stuff so very much It almost makes me cry So take your wood Your iron ore And all that stuff you hold I'll keep on digging day and night I'm diggin for that gold! Gold digger Digging for dat gold I'm the master of the ingot Dat's what I been told Got a room full of nuggets And a little pet pig Golden ore by the buckets But still I'm gonna dig Gold digger Gold digger Just a gold digger I'm a gold digger Gold digger I'm a gold digger

I've got scars I've got scars from the inside and out And I've got trouble, oh-yeah Whether alone or in a crowd (Oh Lord, can't you see the light inside of me?) There is a lady in my bedroom She's digging for gold in a silver mine She's giving her heart out to the heartless She's tryna walk circles in a straight line She says that she loves me like a woman loves a man I've got shame, mm I've got shame bigger than Peru And I've got jones, yes, I do Higher than Kathmandu (Oh Lord, can't you see the light inside of me?) There is a lady in my bedroom She's digging for gold in a silver mine She's giving her heart out to the heartless She's tryna walk circles in a straight line She says that she loves me like a woman loves a man (Oh Lord, can't you see the light inside of me?) Inside of me I've got tickets Two tickets for the movie show Baby please, baby please Tell me that you wanna go (Oh Lord, can't you see the light inside of me?) (Oh Lord, can't you see the light inside of me?) There is a lady in my bedroom She's digging for gold in a silver mine She's giving her heart out to the heartless She's tryna walk circles in a straight line She says that she loves me like a woman Oh-yeah, oh-yeah She says that she loves me like a woman Oh-yeah, oh-yeah